Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Mae's Random Prayer

ug...I'm behind again. What's new. So much has happened too that I need to document and blog about but who the heck has the time? The house is back on the market. We made an offer on another. Haven't heard back on our offer as of yet...but we're being patient. Well....Russ is being patient...I am trying to not explode out of my skin. Speaking of exploding, I've been editing so much that I literally feel like the back of my brain is going to explode from shooting pains due to staring at my computer screen every spare minute of the day. I need a break soooooooooo bad! I simply cannot wait til December! Can't get here soon enough for me!

Anyway, back to the title of this little post. Maebree is THE most random prayer on the whole Earth. I have tried taping her, but she just looks at the camera and then acts all silly and doesn't do the norm. Tonight, I decided to memorize her prayer, and it was perfectly random. Went a little something like this:

"Dear Jesus,

Dank you for dis day. Dank you for yetting us have Faifies best macaroni for dinner and for all the popcorn. Danks for yetting mom tell her dat she is not my mudder and dat she doesn't get to boss me all da time. Danks dat tomorrow is just gonna be mom and me all the day and maybe dad can come too. Danks dat we are going to the hotel tomorrow too and dat we will move into the new house and dat we will get a new cat dat doesn't eat all the carpet and a new dog that is yike a horse so I can ride on him. Oh! And dank-you dat we will only have good dreams ever day and not bad dreams cause dey are scarwy and so mom won't have to get woke up from us being scared and won't be grouchy all day. *peeks at me with one eye and witnesses me stifling laughter* Um....Help mom to remember dat we are suppose to CYOSE our eyes when we pray so Jesus doesn't get mad! Help dad have a good night at work and me to not pee da bed so Emmy won't get mad and grouchy at me tomorrow. In Jesus name, Amen."

I have no idea why she thinks were going to a hotel tomorrow. We are not. And if you haven't figured it out, she substitutes y's for l's and d's for th's and I'm totally fine with that. Someday someone's gonna teach her the right way to speak, but it sure as heck ain't gonna be me right now.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Happy Half Birthday to Mater!

Since I'm too busy taking pictures of everyone else's kids, I haven't had a chance to take my own kids annual pictures. They have reminded me of this fact every time I go out for a shoot. Why is that?

I needed to get a Christmas promotion out and needed a model, I took the opportunity to use my own kid;) What was meant to be a couple cute shots turned into her bossing me telling me how and where she wanted her picture done;) I haven't really had a chance to work on them (as I am currently working on 6 shoots that need edited!) but I wanted to at least get the post up for her half birthday...which was two days ago...again, parent of the year award right here. Better late then never right?









See the rest as I get a chance HERE.